weekend disappearing act

Due to my need to disappear from civilization, I will be unable to continue this story. In the unlikely event that I'm sober and not mauled by a hungry bear, I might write some on *gasp* pen and paper! Please do stay tuned though. I hope to get the next short segment out soon.

Introductions are in order...

Hey there, how yall doing? My name is XXXXXX and it's a pleasure to meet you. Who am I? I'm a friendly guy! Hah, you ask me why I say yall? I don't know, must've been something I picked up from some friends? Or maybe an ex... or possibly I'm just trying to stand out. But hey, who cares. You're probably wondering why I just walked on over here with a glass of wine and sat down at your table when there's so many other tables open. Wait wait, don't get up and walk away. Let me explain. I accidentally over heard your conversation and the heated argument. I can tell you two are definitely a little upset right now, and I thought maybe there's something I can do to help. I'd like to share with yall my life. Hold on, trust me, it'll give your emotions a little ride on a rollercoaster, with lots of ups and downs, and hopefully, it'll help with the reconciliation.

Waiter, waiter! Can you please bring another bottle of wine and 2 more glasses? Oh? Yall don't drink? Hah, it's okay, this is on me. Or would yall rather we order a bottle of that shot yall took earlier right after the argument? Haha, there we go. Now let's just relax, take a deep breath, and kick back and enjoy.